66. Deadlines
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if you haven’t seen the brotherhood bloopers yet ur missing out
I kind of love the idea of Al being super sweet and innocent, but with the WORST potty mouth.
“I think we should try to bring mom back” is the funniest outtake of all time.
“Now will you please put on a fucking shirt”
Give em the ol’ razzle dazzle
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question, why do delicious cakes cost so much to bake? okay cakes are cheap, but delicious ones cost like 30-40$ to get non pantry staple ingredients forTake a cake mix from a box. Betty Crocker, Pillsbury, Duncan Hines, whatever the hell is on-sale.
They usually ask for you to add in some water, some cooking oil, and egg whites.
Fuck that bullshit.
Instead, replace water with milk (or buttermilk), use butter instead of oil, and use the whole goddamn egg. Toss in some extra vanilla extract.
If you want to make it a bit spiced, add in some cinnamon/nutmeg/allspice
Want to make it gently lemony? Zest some lemon peel into the batter.
Want it extra dense and moist? Add another fucking egg, half a package of vanilla pudding powder mix, and make sure to whip that batter extra hard and long.
Welcome to rich, moist cakeland, entrance fee: $5
Enjoy impressing your friends.
people seem to forget a lot that the dm is ALSO one of the players whenever you sit down for a session, and that their comfort, enjoyment, and limitations matter just as much as everyone else’s. i think sometimes people get really used to treating the dm like they’re a game engine that can and will have to produce entertaining results for anything you do as a player without realizing that while improvisation is a valued and important skill for a dm, its also probably a sign of a bad player to take too much pride in burning your dm’s campaign to the ground. imagine if another player got smug about constantly pushing your pc off of cliffs. you wouldn’t be having a very good time if that happened.
OMG this!!!!
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is it really ok to punch a nazi?
(watch the whole thing)
“I would like to defeat Nazis on planet Earth first”
The white liberal part 😂😂
You do NOT tolerate nazis in the media. You do NOT hear them out.
“Oh but it’s harmless no one really beli-” IT IS NOT HARMLESS, YOU ARE GIVING THEM A FOOTHOLD IN THE MEDIA, AND SO YOU ARE INVITING MORE IN.
Also: punching Richard Spencer in the face during an interview made him afraid to keep doing interviews. Nazis are cowards when faced with genuine resistance and punching them is effective.
“Why are you a volunteer Nazi safety advocate?” is my new favorite question.
highkey hope one of the LGBT-confirmed characters ends up being Soldier 76 because like, can you image the white straight cis male outrage. It’d be incredible. The tears would water my crops. The salt would season my food. The harsh winters would ease as Mr.everyman protagman is seized by the gay agenda.
Probable? Who knows. Petty? You fucking know it.
The prophecy has been fulfilled.